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This has been a reoccurring irritation of mine. I have seriously smiled at myself in the mirror in a bunch of different ways hoping for a dimple to appear. Maybe my fat filled them in.
Why don’t I have dimples like the rest of my family??!?!
wow SO CUTE
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my heart just crushed
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THOR AND DR. BANNER
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hmmm… simba or stitch?
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i will always reblog ice cream
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God I’ve shown this picture so many times but it never gets old. And I haven’t talked about it in at least 6 months so it’s time for another round.
It’s a wooden cut out family at the beach in California somewhere and the mom and dad and sister are totally normal and examining beach objects and then, on the fringes, is the fucking horrifying brother laughing w/ boogie board in tow. So out of place. So terrifying.
I feel like having seen this in real life, I have an impossibly high bar for comedy because I know exactly how hilarious a thing can be, and this is the fucking pinacle.
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no more regrets.
New motto: Embarrassing memories are better than no memories.
Starting today
